Sew Much Time

I woke up this morning to news that North Korea might just try to blow us all up.

This is a legitimate thing to fear.

Not some crazy fat ass woman who has your money and is not giving you what you paid for.

We will help protect you from what you fear – her wrath.

Unless she has a nuclear weapon shoved up her ample ass, she is nothing to be feared and is getting weaker by the hour.

Now is the time to get out. 

Now is the time to ask for your money back. 

Paypal have her account flagged more than Trump has North Korea packed with spies.

Life is precious and short. Enough time has passed. We don’t know how much we have left.

Can you afford to waste it on fat cheeks?

Do you really want to have it end with her holding the money for nothing? Do you?

Don’t hold back – there may not be another time to get what is yours.

Carry on – and let fear guide you forward to action.