Sew Slanderous

Honestly you make it way too easy for us. All those horrible comments about the Sew Loaded Bag and it’s designer. All that encouragement to leave bad reviews. So perfect.

Instead of hanging shit on what others produce, why don’t you get you head out of your fat sorryful ass and WRITE YOUR FUCKING PATTERN.

People have already PAID for it. And the workshop – and yet NOTHING.

NOW you are even giving away the workshops – at least they won’t be disappointed when they get there and find they got nothing for nothing.

Your days are so numbered I put a calendar up for the countdown.

Keep up the good work though – keep telling everyone what to do and how bad everyone is to you because you are the only shit magnet in the world and everything bad that ever happened in the world only happened to you.

For everyone waiting for the pattern from a woman that the world is against and that is why it hasn’t been written yet – wake up and smell the coffee – she has been saying that for 2 years – 10 months since November 2016 when the first payment was taken for it – and yet someone who actually puts their mind to something – and works – can produce another great pattern, over and over again.

Better learn to sew pretty quick too if you want to do anything with that quilt store – they can pick a phony a mile away.

Carry on.